So I duck walked over to my car and opened the door to get some light and thoroughly assess the situation. I was in luck, I'd only managed to shit on my underwear, my pants were clean! So I proceeded to take off my pants and underwear, now at this point I'm standing completely naked from the waist down next to a steaming pile of my own shit, hoping no one from the house looked outside and that no one would drive down the road. Luckily no one did. I tossed my nasty boxers in the trunk of my car put my pants back on and rejoined the party. No one was the wiser, and I got the girl. … [Read more...] about Why You Can’t Talk About Pop Culture Like You Talk About Sports
Sometimes I buy a package of chicken. I’ll open it up to make dinner for my family, and only need like half of it. So I’ll go to freeze the rest, which is where it gets dicey: I try my best to not get raw chicken juice on the outside of the bag, but inevitably, the chicken will graze the lip of the bag, or my hand (covered in chicken juice) will touch the lip of the bag. So now I go wash my hands, THEN ZIP/SEAL THE BAG, but now I’m like, I just touched the very part of the bag that has chicken juice on it, which now means I wash my hands again, and I’m wondering, do I now spray disinfectant on a paper towel and then wipe down the bag? (I usually do this, though I feel ridiculous for doing so.) So am I going overboard with all this? Does the freezing temp kill the chicken-juice germs on the outside of the bag? Is there any better way to get soggy, wet raw meat into a bag? … [Read more...] about What Is The Best Birthday Month?