I know there are some people who will say that your new campaign against mass incarceration is just a PR stunt. But I don’t care if you put your advocacy for a black woman’s freedom in the same category as the recognition you receive for a curiously perfectly lit Instagram booty shot. Johnson probably wouldn’t even care if you created your own Harriet Tubman Snapchat filter; she is a free woman. … [Read more...] about A Thank-You Letter to Kim Kardashian for Proving White Privilege Is Real
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What really caught my attention is the two-page spread alleging that chaos merchant Kim Kardashian is locked in a blood feud with PacSun designer Kylie Jenner. “But it’s not Kylie’s social media attention that Kim craves the most: It’s their mom’s!” Rich people, they’re just like us! And speaking of the 1%, gay-boys having Katherine McPhee is probably going to spend $50 million on her wedding to illustrious divorcee David Foster. Obligatory reminder that Yolanda Hadid still has Lyme Disease! More importantly, however, is a trend I’ve been noticing in the recent weeks. I’ll give you the length of this sentence to imagine which Holly-husband is featured in every “Here’s what the celebrities are saying!” spread across the 5 major tabloids. None other than The Good Place fan Dax Shepard! I don’t have a rude joke to append this with but felt it warranted a closer look. Putting a pin in that, what did I miss? … [Read more...] about This Week In Tabloids: Wait, Did Kris Jenner Make Kim Kardashian Her Horcrux ?
Miley Cyrus commemorated her Rolling Stone cover story by having "ROLLING $TONE" tattooed on her feet, instead of going on Facebook and posting about it for the benefit all those girls who used to tell her she got her clothes at the rag shop, not that that happened to me, ASHLEY GOLDFOND. [E!; image via Instagram] … [Read more...] about Zac Efron Passed Out From an Oxy Overdose and Some Jerk Sold the Pix
Lamar Odom is supposedly holed up in a hotel room smoking crack with two women, one of whom he is sleeping with. [TMZ] Scott Eastwood is throwing up shirtless pictures, nbd. [People] Lily Allen got a really cute black bob. [People] Shia LaBeouf and Brad Pitt went camping. [Us Weekly] "Wilmer Valderrama at Just Salad." Jesus wept. [Page Six] Here is the first picture of Emily Blunt's visible pregnancy, you freak. [Us Weekly] Amanda Seyfried forgot to put her pants on. [NYDN] Ke$ha (as Google search knows her, "ke ha") has rainbow hair now, like a glitter, Vaseline and ambiguous bodily fluids-covered unicorn. [People] Lindsay Lohan and Matt Nordgren already broke up. [NYDN] They are actually making Kelly Clarkson give back her Jane Austen ring. [Radar Online] Gordon from Sesame Street was ordered in court to pay his palimony to his former partner, because Big Bird never taught him how to share. [Page Six] Gretchen Rossi and Alexis Bellino were fired from the Real Housewives of Orange … [Read more...] about Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She’s Anorexic Because Tabloids
On Monday night, from a stool perched on the edge of the Red Carpet, André Leon Talley interviewed celebrities walking into the Met Gala for Vogue. I’m sorry, scratch that, he said things like, “Chinese China China China” to them. … [Read more...] about The Best Met Gala ‘Moments’ of André Leon Talley Interviewing Celebs
In worse news, Zac Efron is still platinum blonde and recovering bleach job Pete Davidson was photographed with an egg sandwich. There’s a source claiming Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks pivoted to a life as Little Monsters. Is this where Stefani Joanne Ally Maine Angelina Germanotta is getting her acting advice from? Despite dodging any lasting career backlash from his peers or the public, I’m still shocked at Ok! posturing Amber Heard’s split from abusive nightmare king Johnny Depp as a “messy breakup.” There’s also an allegation that Lyme Disease advocate Bella Hadid wore it better than national treasure Sandra Oh. Don’t turn on the news for the next few days, because I definitely did NOT just cause a scene. And last but certainly not the least, Eva Longoria called the paparazzi on herself for some candid Old Navy #spon. Can we finally bring Desperate Housewives back? I can’t bear flipping through photos of discount yoga pants (or worse, … [Read more...] about This Week In Tabloids: Are Justin & Hailey Bieber Proof That Heterosexuality Should Be Illegal?